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neneboy:

twoarmedwoman:

roy-ality:

whisp-s:

My sub in math was the biggest babe

your sub in math looked like he can get it

Why in the hell is he subbing

He knew that he was gunna fuck with people in that outfit

(via thisboythatgirl)

flybymars:

Phoebe was smooth as fuck

(Source: starbuckara, via yoimbrooke)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via stabs)

hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

(via stabs)

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

(via stabs)

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

(via btrgraphics)

literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

(via btrgraphics)